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A little adult , with thoughts in her mind and fire in her soul, finding her way in life. Pagan lights light my darkened path. Feel free to ask me stuff! (GMT+1)
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taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

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I’m slowly dying please send help

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society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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Anonymous said:
I'm curious: do you know why so many stage Les Mis ladies wear dangly things on their foreheads that quite honestly look like appropriated Indian hair accessories?
ohfantine replied:

do you mean… their microphones?

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Anonymous said:
In an AU where Erik had wings, what do you think they would look like?
rumpelstiltskinned replied:

Raven wings, I think.

Nightingale Christine.

Eagle Raoul.

Dove Meg.

Peacock Carlotta

Falcon Daroga.

aresidentghost:

fdelopera:

I always picture Erik as a barn owl, from Leroux’s description of him as a night bird, and Raoul’s statement that he wished to nail Erik to the wall of a barn like an owl.

As for Christine, I love Leroux’s description of her as a light and deft swallow, a summer bird.

I always saw Erik as a raven or crow, and Christine as a mourning dove or a swan—swan because of it’s status for many cultures as a symbol of purity/virginity and loyalty.

Carlotta would be a peacock if she was a guy, for females are quite drab, personally, I view her as an ostrich (especially the wings—all fluff and decoration,little functionality)

Raoul, yes an eagle.

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ninjagiry:

eviljovan:

kingvincentiv:

unexplained-events:

An Olive Python pulls a Wallaroo out of a canyon waterhole.

The photograph was taken in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

that’s a lot of snake >_>

aww it’s saving it from drowning how cute ^_^

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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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